things that are easier than removing glitter nail polish
- flappy bird
- running a mile
- getting a job
- public speaking
- childbirth probably
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Dude.
My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)
- Always take pictures of the sky when it’s pretty, it probably won’t ever look like that again.
- Wear that skirt you like, even if your mom says it’s too short.
- Take off the dark eyeliner and nail polish once in a while, you’ll feel lighter.
- Chop off your hair if you want, it will grow back eventually.
- Count the freckles on your arms and draw lines between them, your skin is like the night shy.
- Sleep under six blankets with the fan on high in the middle of the winter, the sound is soothing.
- Tell that boy to stop touching your thigh, even if it is flattering.
- Say thank you and flash a smile when you’re sister says that you’re outfit is ugly.
- Raise your hand when you know the answer, even if the class is all upperclassmen.
- Read that book again, you’ll notice something you didn’t the first time.
- Don’t drink too much caffeine, you’ll get the jitters and bomb your math test.
- Wear pencils behind your ears, it’s convenient.
- Try to talk to people, it won’t kill you.
- When a cute boy tries to cheat off your test, write the wrong answers and change them later.
- It’s ok to feel happy, don’t let other peoples sadness make you feel bad.
advice for sad teenage girls that own too many flannels (via leviathanrose)
"women shouldn’t have to wear makeup!"
YEAH
"you don’t have to conform to society’s expectations of feminine aesthetics! "
YEAH
"women who don’t wear makeup are better; i only like women who look good without makeup; women who wear makeup are fake; etc."
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.
7 Weasleys stand before me but I only have 6 photos in my hands.
The Weasley who is not called must immediately pack their bags and go home.
Only 6 Weasleys will continue on to be America’s Next Top Model.
I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU.
NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A WEASLEY LIKE THIS.
WHO will be america’s next top weasley?
so this is how we’re coping now
It HUUUURTS. :(
Who said we were coping? :(
clear sparkles You count stars instead of sheep and draw love hearts on your ‘i’s. You’re the child that never grew up, who believes that wonderland exists; you have a pet unicorn.
want so bad!
Got these ✌
He even contoured his hairline better
I’m here for this
FINALLY someone promoting makeup for guys instead of complaining that “we don’t get to wear makeup” like fuck no I’m ready for a street full of people who wear makeup bc they wanna wear it not because of stupid societal conventions
Raspberry, grape, cherry. Come and get this honey bun
Yummy yum baby, not cha ordinary lady
I’ll drive a nigga crazy
Willy wonka wanna pay me… A towns finest I’m the top notch glamour chick
Tell me if I throw it at you baby, can you handle it
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